Hello people. Sorry it’s taken so long.
Firstly this is my second ding-dong with politicians and / or civil servants. I’m not able to publish events from the first meeting although the most senior civil servant present wants to meet me for some career advice and to discuss a move out of the public sector. I was accused of throwing my toys out of my pram. I accused him of insulting the intelligence of every SME owner in the UK. He’s a good guy.
Here comes the craziness.
This evening I attended an event at Portcullis House organised by an incredible charity initiative, SpearHead, part of the Resurgo Trust. Having lost tens of thousands of pounds to a similar project last year I was stubborn enough to want to make this a priority. Contrary to almost everyone else, I like to talk about my charity work. It gives me immense satisfaction seeing young people grow and achieve. Many extremely well-heeled types there tonight. Easy to knock them, but at the end of the day they are taking time out of their lives to help disadvantaged kids. Good on them.
So after a great opening speech from Ambassador Hart, The Right Honourable Stephen Timms comes to the stage. He’s the Shadow Minister of State for Employment. That’s like being the ultimate recruiter and economy starter. We all need jobs, right? Jobs drive the economy and fill the Chancellor’s pot up with magic beans. I don’t see that there’s a more important job, but then again I’m biased. He’s an odd looking chap which shouldn’t go against him (but does for me, sorry), and you may remember the poor guy for being (almost) stabbed to death at his East Ham surgery by a nutter at his surgery in 2010. She’s now doing Life.
So at this event for a charity which has helped countless people into private sector work, he stands up and within seconds says that in his experience THE CHURCH PROVIDES THE BEST PLATFORM TO HELP YOUNG PEOPLE INTO WORK.
The Church. At an event organised by a fantastic social enterprise that for once actually understands the private sector. He smiles knowingly. We are all confused. It was out of left field. He has been saved and wants us to know too. It’s obvious. He steps down. I, for one, am stunned. He is in charge if Labour get in. Young Enterprise – forget it. Careers advisors etc. Nah. Apprenticeship schemes, paid Internship companies. Nope. The Church. The Church is the best bet. He failed to mention how and then stepped down to what I can only describe as 5 seconds of intermittent slow clapping.
For the record, I am not against the Church or any other belief system. People I love (not like) have been affected positively by religion or similar and who am I to judge? If it makes you a better person, I am all for it. But please don’t impose it on millions of people when there are professionals about!
Just to reiterate, this guy is THE SHADOW MINISTER OF STATE FOR EMPLOYMENT. But then I had a thought. Had he done some very last minute prep and gone to www.spearhead.org.uk instead of www.spear-head.org.uk?
Was I in The Thick of It? You decide.
